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For Big Brother Addicts:
We got hold of the letter our reader, FunkyFK (what a name) wrote to the hosts of Good Morning Gauteng, Kgomotso Matsunyane and Ndumiso Ngcobo about the launch of Big Brother All Stars and here’s what she said:
Good Day Kgomotso and Ndumiso
I have fallen in love with GMG – Yes, I said it -. When it started, I had difficulties adjusting, warming up to you but, that is no longer the case, you are the only station I tune into in the morning, The only time you will find me wondering all over the place, it is when I hear Nomzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamo Khumalo’s voice. But seriously now, when is KayaFM management going to address this Nomzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamo issue? Unless they don’t listen to KayaFM. Anyway, that requires a formal meeting with you over choice assorted biscuits.
Moving right along, for the past few days, I have been hearing BBA All Stars adverts and that gets me so excited. This is one reality TV show I enjoy and addicted to. It sounds like we are going to have fun – 91 days of fun. Can you believe it? I am worried though, I have not heard you or the other guys raving about it, showing some excitement, being enthusiastic about it. This seriously calls for concern, especially considering what happened last season. Anywhoo – Mnet and Endemol better not disappoint me like they did last season.
Talking about disappointments – you guys were a huge disappointment last season. Disappointing in your recaps, blogs and interviews. Not forgetting the studio time allocated to the evicted idiot (read Housemate). Kgomotso, I could not find anything substantial in your (kayafm) blogs re BBA4. You did not even spend time recapping the previous weeks activities. I know that you had just joined the station but that is no excuse. Your idiotz’ interviews were just nje – bland. Guys, you are gurus in interviewing people, but you failed dismally to interview BBA Idiotz, asking them relevant questions.
Kgomotso, I want to believe that you are told way in advance about the interviews and I want to believe that you take your time to study your subject and prepare questions for the interviewee. The kind of questions you asked these idiotz made me realize that you did not watch BBA, you did not take the time to study the idiotz, Sarah and all. Guys, yes, I don’t expect you to be glued to channel 198 24/7. You have a job and other things to do and this is part of your job. I and other addicts have jobs and things to do too, but we make it our business to log onto BBA forums / blogs and catch up on what went down. There a daily recaps on African Magic – you can use that too. I must admit that there are blogs out there I try to stay away from like O-Scary (pronounced OBOMA), but that does not stop me from exploring other avenues.
Now this season, to make sure that we are not left disappointed, here are my suggestions:
Familiarise yourselves with the lingo
addicts – BBA active bloggers
idiotz – Housemates
Gidiot – girl idiot
Bidiot – boy idiot
Sarah aka Thick Sies aka Lil Sies – Female Big Brother (sic)
2. Have ample studio time with the evicted idiot – say Monday 8:00 am- 9:00 am (engage with the idiot in your last hour) Get addicts to call in. Get Mnet / Endemol to let you have the idiot for an hour if they want you to do justice to this show.
3. Ask Nomzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamo to read her 8am news and disappear. She must not say a word. She is a newsreader and it ends there, I don’t even care if Mnet is paying her.
4. Get Eugencoza involved. He will ask questions that you guys are scared to ask. We want it all.
5. Have a blog where addicts can post their questions to the idiotz.
Is this too much to ask for?
Ndumiso, not mentioning you in this whole mail does not mean that you are safe. Get Tebogo to watch and give you updates on highlights and lowlights of the day.
Let us not spoil this. Last year BBA4 died at infancy and I must say, you also contributed to her death. We don’t want a repeat.
Now go along, (you have 3 nights to juggle things around before the BBA premiers). Be prepared and knock me off – I know you can / will do it.
Please acknowledge receipt of this mail. Don’t be like JMPD.
Yours in the name of FUN
FunkyFK the Addict
Damn, Funky really loves Big Brother hehehe. & Poor Nomzamo! So Funky did you get a response from the hosts?
Mina shem, truth is the last time I watched Biggie was when I attended the launch. It is a bit difficult for me to sit and watch people I’ve seen before do the same thing over and over again. I just haven’t had the desire to.
The All Star idiots are all up for eviction this week so Africa gets to choose who goes out on Sunday, if anyone will go out.
I’ll watch it then.